I can't. But I have to.
Heidi and Spencer Pratt are not quitting I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!
No, instead, the terrible twosome will stay in Costa Rica, with all the other people they consider to be much less famous than them.
"Heidi and Spencer are still in the jungle and part of the show," their rep told UsMagazine.com Wednesday morning.
On Tuesday night's show, Spencer got our hopes up that we wouldn't have to see him on TV for a while when he said, "Super-celebrities don't belong in the jungle. They belong in Hollywood with the paparazzi."
They even got Spencer's sister, Stephanie Pratt, and some other dude named Spenser to act as a decoy at LAX Tuesday night, to make us think the real H&S really did leave the reality competition.
But, lo and behold, they are still hanging on.
I know, nobody cares.