Want to hear something absurdly disturbing? Us Weekly is reporting that The Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are -- wait for it -- engaged. Yep. How dumb can these kids be?
A source says Heidi is "over the moon." Yeah, for now... let's list all the reasons this engagement won't last:
1. Spencer is 23
2. Heidi is 20
3. Their relationship (and its problems) were aired on an MTV reality series (reality-TV curse anyone?)
4. Heidi got a boob job, presumably to please Spencer
5. Heidi ditched her BFF Lauren in favor of this loser guy -- the very same one who told Brody Jenner to date Nicole Richie so he could be known as the dude who got Nic to eat something
6. Spencer once told Us, "I have never been so madly in love as I am with Heidi. She has the world's greatest boyfriend!"
Please, keep the list going with your own reasons why they shouldn't tie the knot. Ooh, how about the fact that Spencer started the "Keep Paris out of Jail" campaign...