So, I totally gagged on my cornflakes this morning, as I perused through photos from Heidi Montag's debut fashion show for her new clothing line, Heidiwood.
She's just so cheesy -- and don't get me started on Spencer Pratt.
For her big bow, Heidi did her own runway run in ridiculously-short black shorts and a zebra print half-shirt halter top. Oh yeah and black stilettos. From the "Classy" line, no doubt.
And, never one to miss any kind of public moment, Spencer showed up on stage to present his love with two dozen pink roses and a big smooch.
I heard that instead of swag bags Heidi opted for barf bags. Good move.