I'm not sure what the deal is between Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt and Us Weekly but, somehow, The Hills stars manage to get their faces on the cover every other week.
"Spencer and I have really had our ups and downs this past year," Lauren Conrad's ex-BFF tells the mag. "I've definitely been betrayed by friends before, but I've never had a boyfriend do this to me."
She adds, "Spencer and I may differ on what it means to cheat."
So what does that icky Spencer have to say for himself?
"We're definitely on a roller coaster," the manipulator said. "I'm not too happy about a lot of things."
Here's the thing -- Heidi and Spencer should NEVER get married. Having so much dirty laundry to air before you even buy the invitations has to be some sort of indication that the marriage probably won't last past the cake cutting.
But, then again, they're bound to get at least three more Us Weekly covers out of an interrupted wedding.