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Listen to this!
Heidi and Spencer Pratt (it pains me to call them that) will be appearing on tonight's premiere of I'm a Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here -- but not because they want to.
"They wanted to be treated like stars," an insider told Ryan Seacrest. "[Spencer] literally thought he and Heidi were staying in a Four Seasons, working out and getting a tan."
The Hills couple refused to eat the same food as the rest of the cast, and -- get this -- it's the best part -- they were mad because they were put with other celebrities they thought were C-listers!! Could you die?
Apparently Janice Dickinson, Stephen Baldwin and Lou Diamond Phillips and Sanjaya Malakar are no Audrina and Brody.
"I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed," Heidi supposedly said. But, somehow, The Pratts were convinced to stay by an exec.
Okay, you want to be mad about Janice because she's annoying, I'll give that to them. But Lou Diamond Phillips?! He was the star of La Bamba!
"NOT MY RITCHIE!!!"
Dude, nobody disses La Bamba. I hope Heidi and Spencer get eaten by snakes. Wait -- do snakes eat snakes?