It's no secret that The Hills's Heidi Montag has confidence issues -- I mean, what other reason would she possibly marry that hideous Spencer Pratt -- but the cover of this week's US Weekly just screams desperation.
Heidi opens up about her plastic surgery -- a breast enlargement and nose job -- that, until now, she's been coy about. Lauren Conrad's former BFF says that she made these changes to her body because boys always made fun of her for having a big schnoz and being flat chested.
"People would say,"You have such a big nose!" And they'd make fun of me for being so flat, and say mean boy things, like, 'If you nailed two nails in a board, they would be bigger than you are.' I was tormented. And when I was older, I'd want to be intimate, but I'd feel insecure. My boyfriends always had bigger chests than I did!'"
Well, that's a pleasant image.
Heidi goes on to say that Spencer had nothing to do with her decision to get surgery, even though he has a major thing for Playboy bunnies, and that if she didn't wake up from the surgery it was still worth it. I swear! She makes me want to vomit.
More: Which stars have gone under the knife? Check out the Celebrity Plastic Surgery gallery.
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