You have to hand it Heidi Montag. After releasing her first song, "Higher", to a boatload of criticism, The Hills girl didn't pack up her Bible and head back to the town of seven people she came from. No way. Not even after making that horrendous video on the beach with her spawn of Satan boyfriend Spencer Pratt.
Nope, Heidi's back with a brand new song -- and it's just as bad (it seriously might be worse) than the first one. "Fashion" is her new release and, apparently, the only way Lauren Conrad's nemesis could get time in a recording studio was if she started her own label.
"Heidi has started her own record label with Super Producer RedONE," a source told People.com. "RedOne will write and produce with Heidi an entire album of 13 songs."
I would like to extend my sympathies now to RedONE. For all my How I Met Your Mother fans out there, Heidi's new single (listen to it here) wouldn't beat a Robin Sparkles' song on the charts. For those of you who don't watch HIMYM, the previous sentence just means it's bad. Real bad.