The Hills Recap 3: "The Best Night Ever"

Go Heidi, it's your birthday. The girls plan a big night for Heidi's b-day and get ready to party hardy. Before the festivities Lauren meets Brody for lunch where they discuss his previous realtionships with Kristin (Cavalleri) and Nicole (Richie). It's so weird to me how famous people talk about each other like everyone else. But then again, I live in a celebrity awe-struck world. I read my US Weekly at the breakfast table, like informed people read the newspaper. Heidi and Lauren go to the salon before the big night and Heidi tells the stylist that she will be wearing a black tutu and a crown and is going for an Audrey Hepburn look. Okaaaaay. Heidi's party is filled with dancing and screaming and both Lauren and Brody discuss with their buddies the possibility of a relationship. Heidi and Spencer think they are perfect together, but Lauren is cautious. I feel like, for once, she is being smart about boys. I guess after the mockery that Jason was she had to learn something. Audrina, who was not invited to the party, shows up, thinking it will make things better. Um, not quite. She tries to make ammends with Heidi, who is not interested. Jen, Lauren's friend who is not interesting enough to get an opening credit, take charge and sends Audrina crying through the parking lot. Yes, Audrina was dumb for going, but why is Spencer skating along scott free. This is his fault, no? What do you guys think? Am I crazy? Even when Lauren meets Audrina for lunch a few days later, Spencer doesn't even come up. That was Audrina's big moment to tell Lauren how much of a scum bag he is. But she didn't. Spencer and Brody take Heidi and Lauren out where Brody lays it on thick. I want to believe him, but I can't help but picture him saying the exact same things to Kristin! Brody takes Lauren back to his AWESOME condo where the pair cuddle on the balcomy. Brody goes in for the big kiss and, I have to say, I was disappointed. It was sort of vanilla. I expected big passion, but I think it was lame because of Lauren. How 'bout you? Until next time, Trace

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