The Hills - HMS Pina-whores

Last season: Spencer made an old(er) lady cry but kind of(?) redeemed himself by not marrying Heidi... legally, at least. Heidi slinked back into Lauren's life. Now it's Lauren's birthday, and Heidi will provide the biggest surprise of all. Please let it be popping out of a cake, please let it be popping out of cake...

Heidi meets Stephanie. Stephanie babbles about school starting again, and Heidi remembers that Lauren's birthday is approaching. They talk about Lauren's upcoming surprise birthday party on a yacht. Stephanie outright asks if Heidi wants to go, almost invitation-like (keep this in mind for later...). Heidi reasons that, since she and Lauren have been in closer contact lately (read: doing Hills-related photo shoots and not flagrantly shit-talking each other), it's weird that no one invited her. Seriously, Heidi? Stephanie convinces her it will be fine -- "100%" -- if she tags along. Oh, treachery, thy name is Pratt! Credits.

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