The Hills - Incompetence Reigns Supreme

Previously: Lauren took a professional gamble on ShePratt, using her own credibility as ante. That's what we in the high rollers' circle call a "no-win." Spencer gambled that Heidi wouldn't find out about his fake flirtation with Bartender Stacie, whom I call BS because creating it is her sole function. Adam DiVello gambled that audiences would find an Audrina-Brody hook up interesting. We all lost. The ultimate loser, however, is Justin Bobby -- for reasons unrelated to Brodrina...

Audrina continues to wear that stupid hat as she meets for dinner with Lauren and Lo. They gab about Lo's exciting new job with Smashbox cosmetics. Lo looks forward to "all the boys" that will be stopping by her company. You mean all the gays? You do realize you work in makeup, right? No matter, because it's clearly just a ham-fisted segue for Lauren to ask Audrina about JB. Audrina says he found out about Hawaii and all of its non-hooking up with Brody. She says he has been calling and texting her like mad. On the upside, she doesn't seem to care. This is progress. Just for kicks, she throws in, "I mean, why would I be faithful to him?" Credits.

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