Stephanie and some idiotic hat walk into the Speidi Web. Even Spencer mocks the cap. Does that lower me somehow? Steph stirs up shit by telling Spencer about Heidi seeing her old boyfriend. Spencer immediately sees through the ruse, yet remains miffed by it. Weak. Steph stirs up some more shit by asking if Spencer's still jeepin' with the (paid) other woman. He tells her it's none of her business and then is all, "Yeah, but I'll go do that now." Idiots! Steph tells him to be on his best behavior. Credits.
People's Rev. Lauren reports up to Kelly "HBIC" Cutrone's office. Kelly compliments her shirt, and there are about eight seconds of residual awkwardness. I suspect getting complimented by Kelly is like feeling a cool breeze kiss your neck right before someone punches it. You keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. So Kelly tells Lauren they need to fix the Whit-less situation by hiring another intern. A whole gaggle of interns does not a full-time employee replace, but that's a professional philosophy that Ms. Cutrone and I obviously don't share. She asks if Lauren knows anyone at FIDM. Lauren's like, "Yeah, everyone I know... which is Stephanie Pratt." Kelly ominously warns Lauren to be careful with her referrals, especially if she plans to vouch for a friend. Ooooh! Story arc foreshadowing. Loving it.
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