Wooo-hooooo! It's been a long time coming, but the The Hills are back --- and better than ever. With so much drama surrounding Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag's now-defunct friendship, i almost bit my fingers off waiting for tonight's premiere. So let's get to it!
Lauren's back as an intern at Teen Vogue and Whitney is her new boss. Lauren catches Whit up on what's been going on in her life, including the horrible rumors about an "inappropriate video" that L.C. made with her ex Jason. Coincidentally, Whitney then asks Lauren is she's heard from Heidi. Lauren silently shakes her head. Cue the opening music!
Heidi and Spencer plan a housewarming party, and Heidi goes to Audrina's work place to invite her and Lauren. Audrina fumes to a co-worker that, whether or not Heidi and Spencer had anything to do with the sex tape rumors, Heidi should have at least called Lauren to see how she was dealing.
Whitney, Lauren and Audrina blow off the party and head to Les Deux to have a fiesta of their own. A drunk Lauren picks up a hottie from London who's heading back to his homeland the next day. My girl said it best -- "Jackpot!" At Heidi and Spencer's party the infamous Jen Bunney sucks up to Heidi, who pouts that Lauren didn't show. The next morning Audrina and Lauren talk about their conquests from the night before. Audrina "made out" with some guy Justin, while Lauren got her kiss on with the English bloke.
Everyone goes to a birthday party for their friend Frankie, where Heidi and Lauren come face to face. Heidi gives Lauren a letter she wrote her and proceeds to pretend like everything is cool between them. Lauren gives Heidi the cold shoulder, so Spencer, the evil genius that he is, urges Heidi to confront her pal. Lauren goes off on Heidi, saying she never wants to talk to her again. Heidi refuses to admit she did anything wrong -- denying that she started any of the rumors. A crushed-looking Heidi then heads back to her pad with Satan, I mean Spencer.
Heidi and Spencer argue over decorating ideas (boring!), when Spencer has the most ridiculous mural painted on their living room wall. To make it better, he promises to take Heidi away to Santa Barbara for a romantic weekend. Yuck.
Audrina meets Justin for a date. Dude needs a haircut. Audrina and this guy have some history -- it seems he stranded her in Vegas once, but she's chosen to give him a second chance. Lauren's old BFF, Lo, makes an appearance and the girls chat over take out. Lauren tells Lo that Justin wants to change his name to Bobby, which the girls think is hysterical. When Justin/Bobby and Audrina get back to the apartment Lo asks him about the name change and he gets pissed! Audrina blows Lauren off to hang with her weird guy. Oh no!
The morning after, Audrina defends Justin to Lauren, swearing he's changed. The friends commiserate over loving the bad boys. Speaking of, Spencer tells Brody he's planning on proposing to Heidi. Brody thinks his bud is insane. Ya think? Spencer picks out a ridiculous ring and buys it on the spot.
Lauren heads back to Laguna for a visit, where she has a heart-to-heart with her mom, while Spencer and Heidi head up the coast. On the beach, Spencer tells Heidi he wants to spend the rest of his life with her and gives her the bling, which she weepily accepts.
I so love this show! What did you guys think? Are you as psyched as I am from the Jason previews? Join me every week, right here, as we dish the dirt on Lauren and Co.