The Hills and former Laguna Beach-er Jason Wahler was arrested -- again. That makes four times in less than a year. Unsurprisingly, the most recent arrest, which occured over the Easter weekend, went something like this:
Jason gets drunk. Jason gets angry. Jason gets into fight with some dude. Jason punches dude. Jason passes out. Cops find Jason wasty-faced. Jason gets angry again. Jason calls the cop a bunch of unsavory racial slurs we'd rather not repeat here. Jason goes to jail. Jason gets out nine hours later on bail.
Oh to be the attorney on retainer for this kid... he's rackin' in the millions by the second! Wait, maybe that's why Jason needs to sell his supposed sex tape of him and Lauren Conrad... so he can pay his mountain of legal fees.
My prediction for what Jason will do next? Rehab, of course! That is the "in" thing to do in Hollywood when you get busted, after all.