For the Naughty-but-Nice Guy
"I would like my wife to greet me when I get home from a hard day at work, with nothing on but a soccer ball covering each breast. This would show me that she really knows what I like
"I want a relationship coupon book that holds 'get-out-of-jail-free passes' for the following: 'Go out with the guys coupon' or 'Okay that I called you chubby coupon' or 'Leave the toilet seat up coupon' or 'Yes, I was looking at that beautiful blonde coupon' or 'Oops, I forgot to get you a gift coupon.'"
"For Christmas this year I would like to get served hot chocolate and eggnog in bed by a woman dressed in a sheer white slip with snow-puff trim, white stilettos and silver-frosted toes, while I listen to my brand-new iPod in a new terry cloth bath robe."
"I'd want my girlfriend to dress up in lingerie and model it for me
For Boys Who Like Toys
"The Indiana Jones trilogy on DVD."
"I would love to wake up on Christmas morning and find a new Ranger Bass Boat and a two-weeklong fishing trip all wrapped up in a red bow."
"If she can come up with the right video game without asking me (asking my friends, talking to video game geeks at Best Buy, etc.), that would be incredible. There's nothing like a girl who knows that Medal of Honor is the best First Person Shooter out there or that Final Fantasy X-2 is the best new RPG title (both for the PS2)!"