Former Girl Next Door Holly Madison and her post-Hef boyfriend, illusionist Criss Angel, called off their relationship in February 2009. "All she's doing is following Criss Angel around to all of his magic shows, with no legitimate job to speak of," an insider blabbed. "She's still heartbroken and regretful about how things went down with Hef.'" No surprise here, Holly went from wanting to have Hef's babies so badly, to frolicking with the illusionist in a blink of an eye. It's a shame Hef has already replaced her.