In Hollywood they get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
The hardest thing in Hollywood is to keep the marriage a secret until the divorce leaks out.
I was invited to a Hollywood wedding. Traffic was heavy, so I got there late
One Hollywood kid has good reason to be proud: at the last PTA meeting, he won the prize for having the most parents there.
One actress is sentimental: she always gets divorced in the dress her mother was married in.
A Hollywood bride looked around as the groom put her down after carrying her across the threshold. Puzzled, the Hollywood bride said, "This place looks familiar. Have we been married before?"
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