Maybe women flock to John Mayer, 34, because they hope they'll be his next muse: After all, he reportedly wrote "Your Body is a Wonderland" about ex Jennifer Love Hewitt. The balladeer has been linked in the gossip columns to dozens of starlets – most scandalously, married chef Giada De Laurentiis (who denied the rumors) and the much-younger Taylor Swift (who's believed to have written two bitter songs about their fling). Unfortunately, he has a kiss-and-tell problem, as ex-girlfriends Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston learned the hard way. But in the same interview where he called Simpson "sexual napalm," he confessed that he's trying to find Mrs. Right."I'll be happy when I close out this life-partner thing," Mayer told Rolling Stone. "Think of how much mental capacity I'm using to meet the right person so I can stop giving a f*** about it."