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As the Bravo hit returns, find out how to model yourself after the Jersey girl -- table-flipping and all! (11 Photos)
Sarah Levy on May 3, 2010 at 5:21PM
8 chimesNot in the mood to visit open houses with your realtor? Be fabulous like Teresa and, using “nothing but marble, granite, and onyx,” spend three years building your very own French chateau. “I didn’t want to go house shopping because I just shkeeve looking at other people’s houses. I don’t want to live in somebody else’s house; that’s gross.” Also, use the word “shkeeve.”