How to Drive Him Away Slowly and Painfully

  1. Complain about his friends
  2. Leave your feminine products in his bathroom
  3. Stop shaving your legs
  4. Flirt with his brother, best friend, dad
  5. Claim that deodorant gives you hives
  6. Mention (again and again) how much you hate to cook
  7. Toss your lacy undies in favor of your nice, comfy, torn cotton ones
  8. Bleach your upper lip in his presence
  9. Upon viewing his paycheck ask, "is that all?"
  10. After having sex, ask, "is that all?"

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