- Complain about his friends
- Leave your feminine products in his bathroom
- Stop shaving your legs
- Flirt with his brother, best friend, dad
- Claim that deodorant gives you hives
- Mention (again and again) how much you hate to cook
- Toss your lacy undies in favor of your nice, comfy, torn cotton ones
- Bleach your upper lip in his presence
- Upon viewing his paycheck ask, "is that all?"
- After having sex, ask, "is that all?"
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