Reality TV is turning out to be quite the lucrative gig.
According the mag, Lauren Conrad is raking in the most -- $75,000 per episode.
Per episode, people. Doesn't that seem insane? She's not even an actress -- she's just living her life.
Everyone's least favorite couple, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, come in at $65,000 an episode each, which, if humanly possibly, makes them more unbearable.
As for the other supporting players, here's the breakdown on their sorry salaries:
Audrina Patridge: $35,000 per episode
Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode
Brody Jenner: $10,000 per episode
Lauren "Lo" Bosworth: $10,000 per episode
Stephanie Pratt: $8,000 per episode
So why does Lauren make the most, when Heidi and Spencer are just as (un)popular?
"The only reason L.C. gets paid more than anyone else," an insider spilled, "is because she demanded in her original contract that no one could ever get paid more than her."
Nobody ever said she was stupid.