I Love Money - The (Money) Pits

For just a few short moments, we're allowed to see what the world would be without the money-grubbing, conniving beyotches of the VH1 TV shows multiplying throughout our land like cancer. It would be simple, scenic, and serene. Then, the two catamarans of the apocalypse descend, ushering in a new era of whoredom heretofore unseen by mankind.

Frank, a.k.a. "The Entertainer," from I Love New York 2 was dubbed "a loser" by New York (ouch!). He's excited to move on with his pathetic life, and, so be it, "kill two birds with one stone" by maybe finding the love of his life on this (shit)show. "Rodeo," who was booted by Bret Michaels on Rock of Love 2, has come to the Eighth Circle of Hell (all expenses paid!) to win money. Similarly, "Chance" from I Love New York 2 will do just about anything... other than eat "ching chongs or ding dongs." I don't make the rules, folks, I just report 'em...

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