If My Bathing Suit Could Talk, It Would Say...

Wearing a swimsuit is mortifying enough. At least, we can laugh about it.

We recently posted our slideshow, "What Does Your Swimsuit Say About You?" on iVillage's Facebook page. With answers like "if you wear tankinis, you're a fun and practical lady," we were surprised by the responses from iVillage fans on the post. While we were talking about how a swimsuit can portray a personality, members chimed in droves about the funny things their swimsuits would say about them if they had the ability to talk. The comments are so hilarious, we just have to share:

If my bathing suit could talk, it would say…

"Oh God. You again."
—Gloria Ann Harris


"You're too fat to wear me."
—Miki Clark


"I hate myself! :-)"
—Lisa Schach Bertrand


"Don't leave the house in this one."
—Susan Domio


"Forty can look good!"
—Lisa Bourlier


"You still have it going on somewhere even at 44. Sassy Momma! LOL"
—Billie Bell


"Stick to P90x [a workout video] and maybe you can wear me soon!"
—Kathryn Barrett


"You have fat thighs."
—Kristy Beins


"Oh, you must have children."
—Laura Ogan


"Oh, you really are preggo and not just fat… Oh, and I'm the only one your boobs would fit in!!!"
—Shawna Parrish 

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