Insane Video Alert: Your Birth Control is Turning Men Gay and Killing Us All

Sisters of the Children of Mary video blames birth control for...well, everything

Birth control-popping, immodestly-dressed women are destroying the world! And we can’t believe we didn’t see this before…at least on SNL. Some nuns in Ohio have seen the end of days and it goes something like this: Women take birth control and stop releasing pheromones that tell men they are fertile; men get confused and start humping other men (and animals); people stop making babies; humankind ceases to exist.

Along the way, millions and millions of people die, fish become infertile and statutory rape laws go bye-bye. And this is all because of birth control so think twice before you pop your next pill, ladies.

We don’t usually like to share propaganda like this but sisters, come on! 

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