It's Official: Britney Has Let Herself Go
I'm interrupting my regularly scheduled programming to ask: What the hell happened to Britney?
Sure, I know she's been on a steady decline since the whole barefoot-in-the-gas-station-bathroom incident. Her Matt Lauer interview with the pink bra, gum and fake eyelashes falling off was a total trainwreck. But is she kidding me with this whole look? The hair is straight out of Poison circa 1986. The clothes don't match. The accessories are too many, too tacky. This is bad -- so bad.
Can't someone help her? Just grab her as she walks out the door to give her a quick spruce up? For the love of all things fashion, somebody please help her.
And some people are going to say: She's pregnant. Give her a break. She probably can't find clothing that fits her right. All my prego friends have always been able to pull it together -- on less money than Britney has. Britney should go to Target and load up on some Liz Lange. It's so cheap and so cute.
I really can't stand to look at her anymore. What do you think? Caption this photo -- or just weigh in -- below.
