Why is everyone so suspicious these days? The moment something happens out of the ordinary, people start spinning conspiracy theories. The latest is about Dancing With The Stars' delightful Jane Seymour.
Jane missed Tuesday nights Dancing results show due to food poisoning and a subsequent hospitalization. However, cynics out there are saying it was a publicity stunt. Um, a stunt for what? These cynics do realize that the winner of Dancing With The Stars wins a big ugly trophy and then slips back into oblivion, right? This isn't a presidential election, nothing is really at stake, Jane ate some bad food, who cares?
So let's talk about a real conspiracy like Tom and Katie's robot marriage.