Should Janice Dickinson really be calling anybody names? I mean, really, half the time the woman looks like her face is melting off in the hot California sun, yet she has the nerve to point out somebody else's physical flaws? Unbelievable.
Janice started out doing right on The Today Show, by defending Jennifer Love Hewitt's Hawaiian bikini photos -- you know the ones that had bloggers calling her overweight? Janice said Jen looked "healthy" and "not emaciated."
Good, right? Sure, until she took a swing at her former boss, America's Next Top Model's Tyra Banks. "You want to see someone who's fat? I'm sorry, Tyra, Tyra Banks is fat," she had the nerve to say. "This girl is not fat." Today's Al Roker called Janice on her insult, at which point she attempted to convince everyone that she was only kidding.
Let me tell you, people, she was so not kidding. If I were Tyra I would gather up all the embarrassing outtakes of Janice from Top Model -- you know there must be a ton -- and make a nice feature length film out of it, entitled Hey Janice, Suck My Big, Fat Butt, You Melted Alien-Looking Has-Been. Catchy, isn't it?