Jennifer Aniston is Bret Michael's Rock of Love

I am laughing at the thought of the world's reaction to the fantasy that Jennifer Aniston and Bret Michaels would fall in love and become the next supercouple.


The former Poison frontman, who's currently searching for his Rock of Love -- again, this time on tour bus full of skanks -- told that he's totally crushing on Jen.

"There is no doubt I find Jennifer to be very hot, smart, funny, down-to-earth and a great actress," Bret admitted. "She is creative and seems to be on top of her business as well."

"Most importantly," he gushed, "She seems like someone you could take home to meet mom -- yet, behind closed tour bus doors, she could rock your world.

"I am really just stating the facts as I see them," he said.

And though Bret says that he "respects" Jen's romance with John Mayer, "but should John fall out of the picture for some reason... I'm just saying."

This is all just lovely. But, if Brett is looking for a girl like Jen, he needs to leave that trash-tastic tour bus on the side of the road, and maybe start looking in other places for love. You know, for girls who don't take shots out of their cooters.

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