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Magazines salivating to print the headline "Jennifer Aniston Engaged & Pregnant!" might want to get a bucket -- because they aren't likely to stop drooling any time soon. The 42-year-old actress has heard all the marriage and pregnancy rumors abounding about herself and 40-year-old beau Justin Theroux -- and she says they're absolute rubbish.
"Rumor No. 1: I am not planning to get married any time soon. This ring I'm wearing is not an engagement ring," she told Britain's Hello! magazine at a press conference for the Lifetime movie Five (which marked her directorial debut). "I've been married once, and I don't know if I'll get married again. But I can tell you that as of this very moment, I have no plan to get married. Got that?"
As if that matter-of-fact statement weren't enough to break the hearts of celebrity journalists everywhere, Aniston had one more myth to dispel.
"And rumor No. 2: No, we're not pregnant," said the actress, who recently told Elle that there is "no desperation" for her to put a bun in the oven.
To any who might claim that Jen's sporting a baby bump these days, Aniston had this to say: "It's just I quit smoking, so I've gained a couple of pounds."
Sadly for the gossip rags, it doesn't sound like Aniston's enviable figure is going anywhere.