Jennifer Aniston is beating the tabloids at their own game! The recently engaged star has been the subject of countless pregnancy rumors over the years, and now that she's engaged to Justin Theroux, the bump watch has gone into overdrive. But it's Jen who's getting the last laugh, in her new commercial for Smartwater. Watch below!
Yep, turns out that Aniston has been secretly stowing triplets behind her washboard abs for months now! Even more shocking: she's been wearing wigs since her Friends days. And then there's that matter of her secret love children, one of whom looks a lot like Jimmy Kimmel, and one who appears to be a Martian. Amazing what you can learn from stolen security camera footage!
Of course, one of the reasons we all love Jen is that she's always eager to make fun of herself. Last year, she filmed another self-mocking Smartwater commercial, in which she tried to become a viral video sensation by releasing a "sex tape." And earlier this year, she parodied her "unlucky in love" image with a surprise cameo on the Bachelor-spoofing internet series Burning Love.
Meanwhile, the gossip mill continues to churn, with the new cover story of OK! magazine announcing that "It's Baby Time!" for Jennifer and Justin.
"The night he proposed he told Jen that he wanted her to have his child," says the magazine's source. Don't they mean "his triplets"?