More on Jeremy Piven & Stephen Dorff's Feud

I love when people "exchange words" -- funny things come out. Kinda like the time I got into a fight after not-so-wisely taking a jab at a crazy drunk girl's "military" record. But I'll save that story for a rainy day...

Anyway, a Page Six spy gave a play-by-play account of the recent fight between Jeremy Piven and Stephen Dorff at NYC's Bungalow 8 the other night. Here's my written reenactment of the ridiculous exchange:

The Piv is in line for the potty. Dork tries to cut to the front.

Piv (throwing his arm out to block him) : No, no, no. You are going to wait in line like the rest of us, you privileged, spoon-fed son of a bitch.

The Piv turns to the long line of people waiting to pee.

Piv: Anyone wanna see this guy cut the line?

People shake their heads no, prompting Dork to get in Piv's face. Piv doesn't move an inch.

Piv (laughing): What are you gonna do? You're nothing, baby! Nothin'.

Dork turns read and mutters something about having powerful friends and says that Piv has no class.

Dork (leaving): You are done. See you in line for my next movie.

Funny -- I can't name a single movie Stephen Dorff has been in. Can you?


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