Funny little ditty in today's Rush & Malloy column.
"I don't know you, but I should."
The gossip column said that the Entourage star was "staring" at Megan "like a lamb chop" before continuing on his quest to get her attention.
"I know you're getting an award," The Piv mustered up.
"Do you even know which one?" Meg, who's engaged to Brian Austin Green (aka David Silver), snarked back.
I'm sure Jer was all ready to come out with something brilliant, like "The Hottest Girl Who Ever Woke Up Next To Me" Award, but Megan turned around a jetted before Jeremy could even answer.
Oh, The Piv. He's such a ladykiller.