Who's Going to Read the 'Jersey Shore' Book?

Have you ever found yourself watching the MTV reality show Jersey Shore and thinking, "Hey, this would make a great book"? Yeah, neither have we. In fact, we're not entirely convinced the cast members are fans of reading books. Still, somebody at St. Martin's Press has decided that Ronnie and J-WOWW have a hidden calling as writers.

Yes, the Jersey Shore book is real, and it's coming to a store near you. Called Never Fall in Love at the Jersey Shore (after the rule that Ronnie immediately broke), it's a guide to acting, dressing and behaving just like your favorite beach-crawlers. In other words, it's like an etiquette book, but the opposite. Here's what we imagine will be covered:

Fashion Advice from J-WOWW: How to remake your entire wardrobe using only a pair of scissors!

Ronnie's Guide to Courtship: Why "smooshing" is more romantic than "making love."

Snooki's Hairstyling Tips: Add three inches to your height using only hairspray and a Bump-It!

The Situation's Guide to The Situation: How speaking about yourself in the third person makes you even more attractive!

Hmm, maybe this book will spark a new trend: "reality books!" They could call it "nonfiction"...

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