Would You Read 'Jersey Shore' Star JWoww's Dating Advice Book?

The Rules According to JWoww puts "a new spin on the dos and don'ts of dating, from smushing guys to avoiding booty calls"

The cast of the Jersey Shore continues to expand upon their brand name, as yet another fist-pumping, self-tanning star of the wildly popular reality series is dabbling in, er, "literature."

Jenni "JWoww" Farley is following in her costars Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's footsteps by releasing a book. Snooki's A Shore Thing tells readers about life on the shore and Sorrentino's book Here's The Situation helps them "creep on chicks." Now Farley's debut will be all about giving advice to the ladies.

The reality star took to her Twitter and Facebook to announce the release her upcoming book The Rules According to JWOWW. She wrote from her page that her book will offer "a new spin on the dos and don’ts of dating, from 'smushing' guys to avoiding booty calls to finding the guy of your dreams." 

Farley goes on to describe the book as an "empowering advice for a new generation of self-assured young women." She also promise to share her "shore-tested secrets on landing a mint guy, staying fresh to death, and kicking the competition to the curb." 

An Oprah's Book Club selection, this will not make, folks. But, hey, at least we'll all learn how to be "fresh to death"! Or, at the very least, get an explanation of what that means!

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Will you pick up a copy of JWoww's book when it hits shelves? Chime in below!

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