Jessica Alba has never done anything to me personally, but I just don't get all the hype that surrounds her. Yes, she's a pretty girl, but pretty girls are a dime a dozen these days. Yet, people just swoon over her. My friend Craig actually just named his new HD television "Jessica" -- because he loves it almost as much as he loves the real thing.
Anyway, Jessica told Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa that there is a possibility that she will be taking her, somewhat questionable, talents to The Great White Way. "Well, there's a rumor. Yeah, I've been asked to do it," she says, of a role in Speed the Plow. Jess has been tapped to play the role of Karen, which was originated by Madonna in 1988. "But this is just talk. It's not really happening yet. I'm freaked out!" Jess said of the possibility. "I would be honored to do it," she added, "I don't know if audiences would even want to see me on Broadway."
At least she's not delusional. Would you want to see Jess on Broadway?