Jessica Simpson on Ashlee's Engagement
Jessica Simpson says she is thrilled for her baby sis, Ashlee, and Pete Wentz, who announced they are headed down the aisle.
"My sister is overflowing with joy," Jess told People.com. "Pete is an incredible soul. They naturally bring out the best in each other. I couldn't be happier."
That's lovely, and I'm sure she means it, but there's no way that statement wasn't rehearsed. "Pete is an incredible soul?" This is the girl who didn't know if Chicken of the Sea was chicken or tuna, and who thought Buffalo wings were made from buffalo!
That aside, I do think Jessica is a nice person and I'm sure she'll have plenty of tips for Ashlee on Ash's big wedding night, if you catch my drift.
What? You don't think Ashlee's a virgin?
