Jessica Simpson -- Not So Much A Major Movie Star

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I want to say that Jessica Simpson should forget about acting and just stick with singing, but do I really want that? 

 

Maybe she should just move to Russia, 'cause that's where her new movie, Major Movie Star, killed at the box office. Yup, it opened at No.1 over there where Sarah Palin's neighbors live, but here in the U.S., not so much. Actually, it's going straight to DVD.

Womp, womp.

Sources confirmed to UsMagazine.com that the flick will be renamed Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous, before showing up on shelves -- not like that is going to make any difference.

Jess' rep had no comment. I mean, really, what could they say?

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