Dear Papa Joe,
I heard a rumor that you want to be Britney's new manager. Does this mean you don't love me anymore? To show you just how much I still want you to make money of me, I decided to wear this lingerie to host the 2nd Anniversay of the Pussycat Dolls Lounge in Vegas on Saturday. I know you think my boobs are awesome, so I thought I'd show them off. And seriously daddy, it's not like Britney's boobs can compete with mine. See below for proof.
Love always, Your FAVORITE DAUGHTER Jess