Jessica Simpson's Such A Doll

Dear Papa Joe,

I heard a rumor that you want to be Britney's new manager. Does this mean you don't love me anymore? To show you just how much I still want you to make money of me, I decided to wear this lingerie to host the 2nd Anniversay of the Pussycat Dolls Lounge in Vegas on Saturday. I know you think my boobs are awesome, so I thought I'd show them off. And seriously daddy, it's not like Britney's boobs can compete with mine. See below for proof.

Love always, Your FAVORITE DAUGHTER Jess

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