Jessica Simpson Thinks She's Angelina Jolie
Jessica Simpson doesn't know how to cook, clean, wash her clothes or even dress herself, yet she's thinking about adopting a child.
"Nothing has been finalized yet," her flack, Rob Shuter, told the AP on Tuesday in an obvious attempt to improve his client's public image. But he added, "It is true that she's exploring options."
I so blame Angelina Jolie for this fiasco. Because Angie adopted two adorable kiddies, all the bimbonic blondes in Hollywood are going to think that this is the hottest new trend -- like the RAZR phone or a new Marc Jacobs handbag. I can just see Paris Hilton trying it next... then leaving her handlers to take care of it like she did with Tinkerbell and that monkey she brought everywhere.
Forget Jessica! I think CaCee Cobb, who is Jess's BFF and personal bitch assistant, should adopt the kid. Looks like she's going to be the one taking care of it anyway.
Watch it: Jessica Simpson thinking of kids
