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In a new (and slightly creepy?) video on his website, Jim Carrey sends an emotional shout-out to Emma Stone and professes his love for the 22-year-old actress. Take a look:
"Emma, I think you're all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you," Carrey tells her. "We would have chubby little freckle-faced kids, we'd laugh all day long, go camping and play Yahtzee. Tell ghost stories by the fire."
He even goes there -- bringing up what their sex life would be like -- but quickly moves on when he gets lost in his thoughts. But it’s not like he doesn’t recognize the huge age difference between him and the star of The Help.
"And every day, for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you," the actor continues. "But I'm not. I'm 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little gray in my beard, and it takes me a little bit longer to pee than it used to.
"I just wanted to let you know how I felt. I think you're very special and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment. But most of all, I wish you love and contentment."
Stone is reportedly dating her Spiderman costar Andrew Garfield, but who knows what the future holds? Despite the years between them, Stone and Carrey are both funny, talented actors, who seem like they would get along well -- and honestly, we're not sure how serious the funnyman is being in this video ode to the actress. But we think Garfield may want to hold on tight to his woman just the same!
