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If you thought Sunday night's Oscars were star-studded, wait'll you get a load of the hilarious new (faux) trailer for Jimmy Kimmel's Movie: The Movie. The clip, which opened up the annual post-Academy Awards episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, somehow manages to appeal to all demographics... and it might -- just might -- be the best movie of all time (if, you know, it were an actual movie). Watch the video below!
In case you missed any of the stars while watching, here's a quick (or not-so-quick) rundown of who appears: Ryan Phillippe, Jessica Alba, Taylor Lautner, Antonio Banderas, Edward Norton, Josh Brolin, Colin Farrell, a golden retriever, Nolan Gould, Charlize Theron, Tom Hanks, Bryan Cranston, Jeff Goldblum, Gary Oldman, Cameron Diaz, Samuel L. Jsckson, J.J. Abrams, Martin Scorsese, Emily Blunt, John Krasinski, Jason Bateman, Jessica Biel, Kevin Smith, Tyler Perry, John Goodman, Kate Beckinsale, Chewbacca, Danny Devito, Don Cheadle, Meryl Streep, Helen Mirren, Christoph Waltz, Matt Damon, George Clooney, Gabourey Sidibe and Steven Tyler. Yes, we did write those all out for you. You're welcome.
The "romantically comic political action thriller drama" has plenty of elements to draw in a wide audience, but the movie sold us when Sidibe rode a meteor as a black Hitler. Her catchphrase? "I'm back! And I'm black!" Please tell us Kimmel will somehow make this movie a reality.
And Movie: The Movie isn't the only idea Kimmel is pitching around Hollywood. In another hilarious skit, Kimmel pitches Oprah a number of shows that he thinks would fit well on her OWN television network. Watch below!
We would definitely watch Oprah Repos Her Favorite Things, where Oprah goes around and steals back all the gifts she has given out during her shows over the years. Book Club Fight Club is another intriguing one, featuring Oprah beating the crap out of book club members who don't agree with her.
Still, we're not so hot on The Jimmy and Oprah Interview, where Kimmel and Oprah interview people at the same time; Oprah After Dark, which we guess revolves around sexy Kimmel/Winfrey bath time; and the explicitly titled Dr. Vajayjay, which is just as horrifying as it sounds.
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