This will go in my "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" file. Page Six is reporting that, ladies man of the year, John Mayer, took a little break from romancing Friday Night Lights hottie Minka Kelly, to hit on Ricki Lake! The unlikely pair met up at the Sunshine Sachs p.r. company's Christmas party, where John and Ricki discussed her latest project, The Miracle of Life-like film, The Business of Being Born. John was then overheard telling the newly-skinny mom, "I've had a crush on you for two years." They talked for a while, exchanged numbers and parted ways, but sources say John was texting Ricki all night. It's just so random, right?