John Mayer Freaks Out over Jennifer Aniston Dating Rumors

The outspoken singer attacks The Huffington Post for falsely reporting that he and his former flame are back together

Listen up, everyone! John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have not rekindled their romance -- and the singer wants to make sure we're all very clear on that.

"I'm completely single," Mayer told the crowd at his Irvine, Calif. concert Tuesday night. To emphasize his point, he revealed -- in typical John Mayer TMI form -- that he spends his mornings alone watching Internet porn. "That is the dirty truth," he said.

Recent rumors say the singer, 32, and Aniston, 41, are back in each other's arms -- and the Friends star was backstage at Mayer's Hollywood Bowl show earlier this week. But sources close to the couple say they are absolutely not romantically involved.

"John is still friends with Jen, but they are noJt dating again," an insider told "She was not at the Hollywood Bowl show he played, but it would not mean anything if she were. They remain friends but are definitely not back together."

On Thursday, The Huffington Post chimed in with their claims that the couple could be back on, due to some things Mayer revealed at a recent concert. The website claimed Mayer said: "I believe in second chances," as well as, "If you really love someone, just tell them and be with them."

But the report sent the singer into a tizzy, and he took to his Tumblr blog to give the writers a piece of his mind, calling the website "the internet Death Star." He went on to question their validity. "Huffington Post, this is reporting? How do you pay your writers now, in Silly Bandz?" he asked. "Do you meet your sources in a malt shoppe?"

Calling the website's story "equal parts fabricated, cobbled together and misleading," Mayer explained why he's taken issue with this source, as opposed to all the other tabloids that constantly speculate on his love life.

"The reason I'm calling you out instead of all the other magazines that make stories up out of thin air is that In Touch and Star Magazine aren't concurrently writing pieces about Pat Tillman or WikiLeaks," Mayer ranted. "Those other rags know who they are, and even if they're obnoxious, I'd rather have to live with them because they (and the rest of the world) know where they stand, which doesn't make them one tenth as dangerous as you are. You're a stripper wearing reading glasses. Or maybe you're an insolvent law student willing to dance for a few extra dollars. Either way, it's uncomfortable to watch you try to wrap yourself around a pole when you have that C-Span scar."

In conclusion, Mayer suggested other media outlets use a specific headline when reporting on this particular story: "JOHN MAYER SLAMS HUFFPO: " GO F*** YOURSELF!"

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