The Depp(th) of Johnny's Hotness Is Outstanding

What is Johnny Depp's secret? The man still looks like a sexy stud at the ripe old age of 44 and 7/8 (he'll be 45 on 6/9). Captain Jack took home two golden popcorn statues from the MTV Movie Awards last night and, without a doubt, could have passed for 21 Jump Street's Tommy Hanson. 

I guess when you've got it, you've got it. (I just wish he'd give some of it to me.)