Ugh! This whole Madonna-and-the-baseball-players thing is getting out of hand.
Now, former Oakland A and onetime Yankee Jose Canseco is telling Us Weekly that, back in 1991, Madonna begged him to impregnate her (he first talked about their relationship in his book Vindicated). He tells the mag that she wanted a Cuban child and was after him for his good genes -- his athletic build and his heritage.
"She wanted to get married and have a child with me -- she wanted a Cuban child," he said. "We went downstairs [at her house in the Hollywood Hills] and she came over and said, 'What would you do if I kissed you?' and then sat on my lap and kissed me."
The baller said that, when he told Madge that he was trying to work things out with his wife, and that he could lose a lot of money if they divorced, "She said, 'I have lots of money. Don't worry about that."
Jose says that, ultimately, he ended the relationship with Madonna -- without ever having sex with her. Keep in mind that Jose hates Madonna's latest smitten kitten, Alex Rodriguez, because Alex supposedly hit on Jose's wife once.
I'm already so over all of this -- Madonna has completely turned me off and and these grown men are acting like, well, a bunch of babies.
Can you all just put your binkies back in and stop your whining? Thanks.