No one likes a muffin top (Elaine from Seinfeld notwithstanding). Which is why this new anti-muffin top underwear from fashion designer Andrew Christian is coming just in the nick of time. It has specially designed "Anti Muffin Top Elastic" to give a smooth, sleek look. As a bonus, unique butt-lifting and sculpting technology is built right in.
Unfortunately, the body conscious undies are only available for men right now…making them the perfect passive-aggressive stocking stuffer for the pot-bellied man in your life at just $22.50
No word yet on when a women’s line is expected. Looks like for now, we’ll just have to don the original anti-muffin top clothing—you know, jeans that actually fit instead of one-inch inseam ultra low-risers that bite into our sides like a flesh-gobbling sartorial monster.