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There are certain things we do not want to know about Justin Bieber, and unfortunately, we just read them all.
Tati Neves, that Brazilian woman who took a video of Justin sleeping in her bed (see below), has given a tell-all interview about their alleged one-night stand.
"Take it from me, he's well-endowed," Neves, 27, told the UK Sun, "and very good in bed."
Nooo, that's a 19-year-old kid she's talking about! Get the image out of our brains!
Unfortunately, she kept talking. "A man must know what to do to make me happy -- Justin did all that and more," said Neves, who is being described in the media as a Brazilian bodybuilder. Also in the category of "too much information," Neves bragged that the pop star "looked great naked" and had "so much stamina" in bed that she couldn't keep up. Ugh.
There's no denying that Neves hit the jackpot -- not because she spent the night with Bieber, but because media outlets are almost certainly paying big bucks for her story. Even so, she claims she's "really angry" at the friend who leaked the video.
Speaking of "really angry," we're wondering how Justin's fans feel right now. For years, he was in that oh-so-sweet relationship with Selena Gomez; now, he's (allegedly) sleeping with strange women and (allegedly) hanging out in brothels. Maybe Justin's Beliebers will forgive the occasional groupie. But how much bad behavior can they tolerate from the formerly-angelic teen star?
We've already listed all the trouble he got into in October. November is starting off much the same way: he painted some alarmingly racist graffiti in Brazil, for which he now faces vandalism charges. He walked offstage partway through a concert in Buenos Aires (though he claimed he had food poisoning, and later posted photos of himself hooked up to an IV). He's being accused of ordering his security team to beat up a nightclub photographer. His fans in Argentina basically started a riot, destroying barricades outside his hotel. And then there's that supposed brothel business.
Maybe Justin is just unlucky in South America, and keeps getting caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. Food poisoning and rowdy fans aren't really his fault, after all. Maybe he really did think the brothel was a "private club." Maybe he just fell asleep at that party in Brazil. How much faith do his Beliebers have?
Justin isn't answering most of the allegations, but he's making an effort to defend his reputation. On Monday, he released a brand new song. The chorus: "I ain't all bad."