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Kate Gosselin is tired of being a single mom eight times over. According to PopEater, the former Jon & Kate Plus 8 star has decided she needs a man in her life. She apparently made finding a boyfriend her New Year's resolution -- and you know when Kate Gosselin resolves to do something, it's going to get done. (Unless it involves camping.)
The predictable route for the media-hungry mama would be to star in her own dating show. But friends say she's having none of that.
"Any dates that she goes on will be strictly private with no cameras around," says PopEater's source. "It's going to be hard enough to find a man who is willing to take on Kate plus her beautiful eight children; asking someone to do all that on camera is impossible."
Well, it's good that she's being realistic about this. It will be hard to find a man who is up for the challenge of dating Kate, let alone becoming a stepfather of eight overnight. Since we know Kate doesn't have much time for the dating scene, we'd like to save her some time by writing her a personal ad. Here goes:
Divorced white female seeks relationship with extremely patient man. Must love kids, cleaning products, kids, clipping coupons, and kids. Must hate dancing. Shy guys are a plus, unless they're camera-shy, in which case, forget it. No outdoorsmen. If you're turned on by spiky hair, a fake tan, and the personality of an obsessive-compulsive drill sergeant, then we may be a match made in heaven! (Note: if you want to date me, there will be a test.)
Kate, if you're reading this, just print out the section above and mail it to your local paper. You can thank us later!
What would you include in Kate Gosselin's personal ad? Chime in below!