The new issue of Star hits newsstands today, and on the cover is the big headline, "Sick Katie Collapses!"
So, what's the story? Well, sources tell the tabloid that Katie Holmes is finally breaking down from the pressure of being Mrs. Tom Cruise. They say she is experiencing dizzy spells, headaches, and is losing weight.
"Katie doesn't get enough sleep — and hasn't for months now," says one insider. "She's tired and drained much of the day because Tom is so wired, and they stay awake until after midnight. He has boundless energy, and she just can't compete."
Tom has also put Katie in charge of renovating their new home -- which the mag says has to be just right. "Katie is overseeing the interior design of their lavish $35 million Beverly Hills mansion. "To him, the home is a status symbol," says a source, "so it's on Katie's shoulders to pull off something beyond magnificent, something Tom can brag about. She's giving herself headaches thinking about it and making herself sick."
Who knows the truth when it comes these two. Tom does act creepy and crazy, and Katie does look like a robot half the time, but maybe she's happy being his Stepford wife? Maybe she's pregnant with the sequel to Suri and that's why she's fainting. TomKat will always be an enigma to me. I just want my Joey Potter back.