Kevin Federline, the delinquent dashing husband of Britney Spears, has a new album to promote, so the pimp daddy is on a publicity tour telling lies about how "wonderful" his marriage is
. Ryan Seacrest grilled him yesterday and here's what he said.Did Britney kick him out of the house?"Nope."Was his car repossessed? "No."Did they talk about getting divorced?"No way."Was Britney listening to his interview?"Probably not. We had a rough night with the baby last night. She's probably catching some Zzzs."Are they planning on having a second baby this year?"Nah, not right now, we're gonna wait."Can he sing?"Nope." Oops, sorry -- I just made that one up.I think K-Fed has been studying the Katie Holmes interview style. ("Tom's amazing
. It's amazing to be pregnant. My life is just -- giggle, giggle -- amazing.") K-Fed's going to have to spice things up if he wants people to listen to his interviews. And both Kevin and Katie could benefit from a thesaurus.