Mark Vincent Kaplan, Kevin Federline's lawyer, is just about at the end of his rope with Britney Spears and her flakey ways.
I say, "Join the funky bunch, Marky Mark." Who isn't? "It's not fourth grade where you get a doctor's note and it's all OK," Mark told People.com, about Britney being "too sick" to make it to his office for her scheduled deposition earlier in the week. "She was ordered to attend. And if there's a legitimate reason for her not to attend she would have to establish that." "I'm not mad - I can move forward with her or without her," he continued. "But there will be a request to the court to address some kind of remedy to what I see as a willful non-appearance." As for the terrible anxiety the hoards of paparazzi were causing Britney, which supposedly kept her from feeling safe enough to leave her house that morning, Mark quipped, "All I know is that in my office there were no paparazzi."
Seriously, we're with you, Mark. Britney needs to grow up and act like -- gasp! -- an ADULT.